When Bloggers Talk About Readers

By on May 27, 2008 in Articles

Two cannibal bloggers are chatting about their readers:

- How do you appreciate your readers?

- With pommes frites and a glass of good wine!

Two firemen bloggers are chatting about their readers:

- What kind of readers do you like most?

- The ones who set my soul on fire!

Two policemen bloggers are chatting about their readers:

- How was your traffic today?

- I’ve got a couple of readers who exceeded the reading speed limit.

Two fishermen bloggers chat about their readers:

- How do you catch so many readers with your articles?

- I always use fresh (link)bait!

Two kamikaze bloggers are talking about their blogs:

- What’s your biggest fear in blogging?

- Each day I fear I ain’t gonna live enough to answer all comments!

Two toddler bloggers are talking about their readers:

- Do you think they smelled my lie about my previous month earnings?
- No, but if you want to be honest to your readers you should disclose also how much money you’ve spent on diapers!

I hope you just had some fun. No real blogger was harmed while writing this post. Any resemblance to real bloggers is purely not coincidental.

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12 Responses to When Bloggers Talk About Readers

  1. Ronald Huereca May 27, 2008 at 5:39 pm #

    That was a lot of fun Simonne. We need more posts like that :)

    Two postal workers are talking amongst eachother:

    - So how many readers did you help spam today?
    - Hey, don’t blame me. I’m just the middleman.

    Reply
  2. Simonne May 27, 2008 at 5:41 pm #

    Ha, ha! You got the idea, Ronald! I wonder how many such jokes we could come up with. Or maybe we should put them into an ebook and sell it for $7?

    Reply
  3. Ronald Huereca May 27, 2008 at 8:43 pm #

    @Simonne,

    Sounds like a good idea. BTW, if you find a good image that will be good to associate with humor posts, let me know and I’ll use it for this post (kind of like you see on the main page).

    Reply
  4. Guy Cohen May 29, 2008 at 8:21 pm #

    Ha ha.. I had fun reading with the jokes! That’s a good idea, an e-book for blogging jokes..I’m sure it could be one of the top selling ebooks. ;)

    Reply
  5. Simonne May 30, 2008 at 3:08 am #

    Thanks, Guy! We’ll let you know when we release the ebook ;)

    Reply
  6. dropshipdesign May 30, 2008 at 5:19 pm #

    i want a golfball like that! only with a picture of my ex… -_-
    -Jerry

    Reply
  7. Adrian May 31, 2008 at 12:46 pm #

    nice

    Reply
  8. Ronald Huereca May 31, 2008 at 2:10 pm #

    @Dropshipdesign,

    How about a big nail with a picture of your ex on the head. And then you can see a big shadow of a sledge hammer :)

    Reply
  9. Simonne May 31, 2008 at 2:45 pm #

    Hey, dropshipdesign, why would you still bother with your ex? An ex is not supposed to be part of your present anymore. Just move on an play the real golf game!

    Reply
  10. u1st June 3, 2008 at 3:49 pm #

    Haha! Thanks for the jokes. Not having the best day so anything that makes me laugh helps :)

    Reply
  11. Simonne June 4, 2008 at 9:03 am #

    I’m glad I made your day a bit better, u1st :)

    Reply
  12. Stancje June 5, 2009 at 12:31 am #

    Haha, I don’t know why people are hating on puns. They can be hilarious in a “seriously?! a pun?!” way.

    Reply

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