Two cannibal bloggers are chatting about their readers:
- How do you appreciate your readers?
- With pommes frites and a glass of good wine!
Two firemen bloggers are chatting about their readers:
- What kind of readers do you like most?
- The ones who set my soul on fire!
Two policemen bloggers are chatting about their readers:
- How was your traffic today?
- I’ve got a couple of readers who exceeded the reading speed limit.
Two fishermen bloggers chat about their readers:
- How do you catch so many readers with your articles?
- I always use fresh (link)bait!
Two kamikaze bloggers are talking about their blogs:
- What’s your biggest fear in blogging?
- Each day I fear I ain’t gonna live enough to answer all comments!
Two toddler bloggers are talking about their readers:
- Do you think they smelled my lie about my previous month earnings?
- No, but if you want to be honest to your readers you should disclose also how much money you’ve spent on diapers!
I hope you just had some fun. No real blogger was harmed while writing this post. Any resemblance to real bloggers is purely not coincidental.